Worlds dumbest thieves. my version part 1

[bruce95fmla]

Yeah so I am heading over to my school. It's located in the West Bronx. Not exactly the best neighborhood, but it's decent. Anyway so I am walking up to the entrance and making my way on campus grounds when all of a sudden I see a guy in a hoodie. One side of his hoodie is pulled up and I see something black, but then I notice he has someone in front of him with his hands behind his back.
OK I quickly realize it's a DT that just arrested someone.

As I ponder to myself what did this cat do, I hear someone walk by and utter "You believe this asshole, people have to work so hard and go to school and he is trying to break into someone's car right in front of the school."

I couldn't believe it. The school's main entrance is located about 10 feet from the local street and people park along the local street. The car was an Acura Legend. The later model before the RL crap. Anyhow this guy apparently got the door open and was in the process of steeling the car when the DT yanked him out the car.

Wow what a real dumb ass.

This is the reason why I don't drive the 323 or protege to school and park on the street. These ****ers will be inside your car so god damn quick and have a parade. I can't risk that . I left my 323 and protege home.
The only way I will drive to school is if I can park in the lot.
These ****ers are ruthless.

btw: I was heading there to get help with some graduation tests I gotta take..

Well that's my story of the day.

[jnorion]

Smart guy. I had a bike stolen from campus my first year... some ****er cut the cable, took the bike, and left the cable sitting there. This was from a walkway between two dorm buildings, well lit in the middle of everything.

[lscrx]

I had some chick reach in my car window and grab my checkbook... while I was walking up to my car (about 20 feet away). I yelled "WTF are you doing?", she dropped my **** back in the window and started saying some BS about her thinking it was her car... right... I told her to get out of there before I called the police, that was retarded.

[mike_moss]

I saw some dudes steal a mitre saw from a guy's work truck at 1 in the afternoon on a sunny day in the middle of my neighbourhood. Luckily I was in the Protege (superdave was with me) and we chased 'em down. When they finally stopped, I lined up a sweet clear focused pic of the dudes plates, snapped the photo then got the **** outta there. (Dude got out of his car and was walking towards mine yelling ****.)

[mike_moss]

Let me add, we went back to where the work truck was parked and knocked on the door of the house it was at...told guy we saw some goons taking **** from his truck and he confirmed there was a $3000 mitre saw missing. He gave us $50 for grabbing the plate number and called the cops w/the info.

[pigeon]

Let me add, we went back to where the work truck was parked and knocked on the door of the house it was at...told guy we saw some goons taking **** from his truck and he confirmed there was a $3000 mitre saw missing. He gave us $50 for grabbing the plate number and called the cops w/the info.

lol, its a good idea to keep a camera with you
i do that too incase something weird happens, or an accident...

[mike_moss]

I used to carry my digital camera almost everyday. Then one day I forgot it at home. No big deal. Then WHAM...I got into an accident, car was written off and everything was blamed on me.


Since that day, I never leave home without it. If I do, I won't hesitate to go back for it.

[93SuperScort]

my friends sister caught someone trying to break into her 98 integra. She came out to the parking lot after goin into the mall quickly. A guy had a crowbar under her door handle and had it pryed out a bit. She yelled, "what do you think your doin", the guy said "nothing", she said "your breakin into my car", he said "No", she said "get away from my car", then the guy jumped into a buddies car and drove off. btw she got there plate #.

[Tweeaks]

So how would haveing your digi have changed anything?

I think its a pretty good idea I might have to start doing that.

[bruce95fmla]

I had some chick reach in my car window and grab my checkbook... while I was walking up to my car (about 20 feet away). I yelled "WTF are you doing?", she dropped my **** back in the window and started saying some BS about her thinking it was her car... right... I told her to get out of there before I called the police, that was retarded.

You should have told her to get in your car and go in the back seat, then pull her pants down..
Then when you get in and she asks you, "what are you doing" . Say to her , " I thought this was my Pu$$y".

hahahaha.
dumb broad.

[mike_moss]

So how would haveing your digi have changed anything?

I think its a pretty good idea I might have to start doing that.

I was blamed for accident, but I was not at fault. Photos from the scene of the accident would've clearly shown that and I wouldn't be in this mess of going to court and ****.

[pigeon]

So how would haveing your digi have changed anything?

I think its a pretty good idea I might have to start doing that.

a few photos will always clear up any doubt in odd situations.... a camera will help in any situation where an accident is involved or a theft

[lscrx]

You should have told her to get in your car and go in the back seat, then pull her pants down..
Then when you get in and she asks you, "what are you doing" . Say to her , " I thought this was my Pu$$y".

hahahaha.
dumb broad.

nah man... she was a nasty lookin' hoe, a triple bagger for sure.

[KiddX]

if anyone ever broke into my car while it was in my driveway, i would shoot them. and im not trying to seem like a hardass. i just believe that if you try and take what i have worked so hard to get, and come on my property, im gonag to assume you are there to harm my family, and i will shoot you. granted i would give them a chance to get on the ground first. if they show agression, i would not hesitate to aim for center mass and pull the trigger twice.

if i caught someone breaking into my car in a public place... thats what i carry an asp for.

i have lost all compassion for criminals.

[Kevin]

thats why in tight or suspcious accidents, you should ALWAYS call the cops.. that way you have an unbiased report of the aftermath of the accident. i went about keeping a disposeable camera in my car at all times just for this purpose.. but then i stopped caring about my car.. so oddly enough the camera was destroyed