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    Koran scholar: US will cease to exist in 2007

    A thorough analysis of the Koran reveals that the US will cease to exist in the year 2007, according to research published by Palestinian scholar Ziad Silwadi.

    The study, which has caught the attention of millions of Muslims worldwide, is based on in-depth interpretations of various verses in the Koran. It predicts that the US will be hit by a tsunami larger than that which recently struck southeast Asia.

    "The tsunami waves are a minor rehearsal in comparison with what awaits the US in 2007," the researcher concluded in his study. "The Holy Koran warns against the Omnipotent Allah's force. A great sin will cause a huge flood in the Atlantic and Pacific oceans."

    Silwadi, who is from the village of Silwad near Ramallah – the home of Hamas leader Khaled Mashaal – is not a world-renowned scholar. He said he decided to publish the findings of his research "out of a sense of responsibility because what is about to happen is extremely shocking and frightening."
    http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satelli...=1101615860782

    I figured that i would inform that were all screwed... and i figured that maybe i would post something interesting since i've embarassed myself at the april fools joke and i got "Pwned" by the man.. i think twice..
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    I guess living over in corn country in the middle of the USA is the safest place too be... I know over where i live ( northeast, Boston Area ) we are LONG overdue for a earthquake

    Didnt Nostradamus or whatever predict that the world would End in 2016?? And all his other predictions have come true so far ( titanic sinking, Twin towers ) etc
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      #3
      here in utah we are also long overdue for pretty decent size earthquake


      were all screwed! lol

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        #4
        :bsmeter:

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          #5
          the koran.. depending on who the interpretor is, also reigns in a call for mass murder via fundamentalist revolt to protect the 'holy land'. some people have read the bible and find non-sensical 'codes' that indicate the future and the events about to happen. i refuse to buy into any of this bull**** or read into the theology. some predict the world will end in 2012 because the myan calander stopped then? what if the myan's were just too lazy to go beyond 2012?? scholars haven't debated that topic yet
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            #6
            Originally posted by Joe99Es
            Didnt Nostradamus or whatever predict that the world would End in 2016?? And all his other predictions have come true so far ( titanic sinking, Twin towers ) etc
            Actually, Nostradamus predicted the United States would cease to exist as a viable country in 2008 IF Hilary Clinton becomes president. With Hilary in office, surrounded by the rest of her liberal appeaser supporters (and a**-kissing Francophiles), America, as we know and love it, will soon disappear into the dustbin of history. And, as we all know, Nostradamus' predictions are always correct!

            In the meantime, lets continue our Jihad against the terrorists. Death to the non Judeo-Christian infidel crusaders of the Middle East. Terminate them all by 2007.



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              #7
              We're not going to have a woman president... she might get some votes, but not enough to win over a guy... just how it is
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                #8
                Originally posted by Joe99Es
                We're not going to have a woman president... she might get some votes, but not enough to win over a guy... just how it is
                dude, it's going to happen eventually. i'd vote for a <i>qualified</i> female candidate, IMO gender really doesn't have much to do with anything.

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                  #9
                  It doesn't matter... because whoever wins is just a lizard anyways.... :rofl:

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                    #10
                    Hahahahaha

                    But what if we vote for the wrong lizard?

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by 95ProLeila
                      dude, it's going to happen eventually. i'd vote for a <i>qualified</i> female candidate, IMO gender really doesn't have much to do with anything.
                      I couldn't agree more. Currently, my favorite female candidate is Condoleeza Rice. I know she says she won't run but if she changed her mind and won the nomination, she would be my choice. In terms of her character and political will she is as strong and tough as any male politician. I share her world view and her political and moral philosophy and, as a political conservative, I feel she represents my interests and the best interests of our country. IMO, she is highly intelligent and fully capable of functioning both as our president and as a strong world leader.

                      Now just imagine this wonderful scenario. Rice becomes president and then nominates Ann Coulter as her Secretary of State. Can you imagine the effect on the elite, liberal academics, media types and the Hollywood celebrities? Can you imagine Chirac trying to deal with this dynamic female duo?



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                        #12
                        condi's such an Uncle Tom
                        yes Mr. Bush, anything you say Mr. Bush
                        I've got a doctorate but clearly you're right about everything Mr. Bush, even though you're a dumbass!

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by goldstar
                          I couldn't agree more. Currently, my favorite female candidate is Condoleeza Rice. I know she says she won't run but if she changed her mind and won the nomination, she would be my choice. In terms of her character and political will she is as strong and tough as any male politician. I share her world view and her political and moral philosophy and, as a political conservative, I feel she represents my interests and the best interests of our country. IMO, she is highly intelligent and fully capable of functioning both as our president and as a strong world leader.

                          Now just imagine this wonderful scenario. Rice becomes president and then nominates Ann Coulter as her Secretary of State. Can you imagine the effect on the elite, liberal academics, media types and the Hollywood celebrities? Can you imagine Chirac trying to deal with this dynamic female duo?



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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Protoss
                            That and have you ever tried to argue with a femle when she knows she is right. it is like trying to free climb the side of a glass building covered in baby oil.
                            that's going in the siggy.

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                              #15
                              oh, and Ann Coulter is an uberbitch nazi from hell

                              I'm still waiting for her to propose that we liberals get stuck in concentration camps.
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