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    Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached a new low.

    Donation of Subaru Impreza WRX STi would be appreciated... (concord / pleasant hill / martinez)

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    Reply to: anon-86912022@craigslist.org
    Date: 2005-07-25, 6:01PM PDT


    I am a young 16 year old kid with no money but lots of dreams. I am a smart kid, I don't smoke or drink, and I am not spoiled by my single dad who can barely support me. I am in need of someone to donate their Subaru Impreza, Subaru Impreza WRX, or Subaru Impreza WRX STi. Your donation would be highly appreciated. I would also accept a: BMW M5, Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII, Jeep Wrangler, Porsche Boxster, or Acura NSX. (Please, no Civics or Eclipses) I do not have any money, so as posted above, you would be donating the car to me, free of charge. In return, I will not be able to pay you with real money, but I will, however, repay you with the following: work, my human soul, and/or all of my own possessions(total net worth equivalent to about 500 dollars) As a form of payment I will also trade my 1984 Toyota Corolla Passenger car(sorry, no Trueno) or mechanical/electrical work for any vehicle you may need.

    #2
    TheMAN
    '01 BJFP MT
    '05 BK3P HB AT

    Come see the Protege FAQ


    No, I don't own an MP5.
    No, I don't drive a Protege 5.

    Originally posted by R240NAII:
    It's always, "hi, I'm 16, a flaming pissant, and have my parents hard-earned money that I'd like to blow, hold my hand and walk me through a course on driftnng/boosting/driving, but remember that I'm not intelligent enough to understand anything and will repeatedly ask the same basic, moronic questions, over and over again".


    What happens when you send me PMs such as:
    -Sending me a stupid question (no common sense, no logic, impractical, etc)
    -Sending me a question that can be found searching or in the FAQ
    -Sending me an illegible question (ie: bad grammar)
    No you WON'T get flamed, you'll get ignored. The results will vary if you send flames/insults

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      #3
      Just shoot him, we don't need people like that breeding......



      Me VBGarage HERE

      "90% of young people that get into car accidents say "OH ****". The other 10% are from Wisconsin and say "Hold my beer and watch this!".

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        #4
        ****, I live in Pleasant Hill.

        I was about ready to get rid of the damn WRX. Stalled randomly all the time. Ground going into first gear at a total stop. Local Subaru dealer: performs as specified!!
        2006 Mazda 3 hatchback manual

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          #5
          .......i honestly have no idea what to say....no smart ass remark....no rant on how this countrys "kids" have there heads up you know where....just...nothing...a rare moment

          oh wait nvm, he should be shot twice and dragged through a field of razor blades....reverse that order
          Last edited by 91ProtegeDX; 07-26-2005, 12:29 AM.
          1991 Mazda protege DX (SOHC) 5spd
          Short ram cold air
          stock muffler back on
          NGK plugs
          14inch miata steelies w/toyo proxes p185/60r14 82H - back
          13inch protege steelies w/toyo proxes S rated - front
          stripped a/c

          1993 saab 9000cse turbo 5/spd
          Garrett TB-25, solenoid cut off at 17psi
          Gutted cat w/borla muffler
          Aero spec clutch (7k miles old)
          Running 5w20 full synthetic...(241,***)
          16inch Aero rims
          Aero Moldings
          Bridgestone Potenza 205/55VR16 91V - all 4

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            #6
            Get..............................a................ .....................job
            www.gopostal.com


            If NISMO stands for NISsan MOtorsports . . . . Does HOMO stand for HOnda MOtorsports ?

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              #7
              Well, he is willing to sell his human soul for the car of his dreams. Now, if he would sign a contract agreeing to that transaction, in blood, I know someone who might be interested.



              Happy Motoring!
              02 DX Millenium Red - The Penultimate Driving Machine
              MP3 Strut Tower Bar kit; Cusco Front Lower Arm Tie Bar
              MSP Springs, Struts, Stabilizer Bars, Trailing Links, #3 Engine Mount
              Kartboy Stabilizer Bar Bushings; Nyloil Shifter Bushings; Red Line MT-90 Gear Oil
              MP3 Shifter, Knob and Aluminum Pedal Set
              Suvlights HD Wiring Harness; Osram Night Breaker H4 Bulbs; Exide Edge AGM Battery
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              Winter: Enkei OR52 16 x 7" Wheels; Falken Ziex ZE-912 205/45-16s
              Modified OEM Air Intake; Racing Beat Exhaust System; Techna-Fit SS Clutch Line
              Denso SKJ16CR-L11 Extended Tip Spark Plugs; Magnecor Wires
              Power Slot Front Brake Rotors; Techna-Fit SS Brake Lines; Hawk HPS Pads
              Red Line Synthetic Engine Oil; C/S Aluminum Oil Cap
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                #8
                wow.... I don't think I would ever even consider that kind of bull**** in my entire life, for any reason. I have a hard enough time asking for a couple bucks for gas money from friends... Kids has lots of dreams huh? Sounds like nothing more than dreams to me, welcome to reality, f'ing moron, he'll probably grow-up to work at MTV

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                  #9
                  the original posting got pulled by craigslist

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                    #10
                    Sounds like a pretty even trade.

                    Subaru Impreza WRX STi (~$35,000) > Human Soul (18 cents; confirmation needed from EBAY)


                    Overall outcome: Get a job and congrats on your prestigious award for "tool of the week."

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                      #11
                      edwin, you stole my picture lol
                      93' Noble Green MX-ZE (sold )
                      02' Graphite Grey WRX Stage 4, 286whp
                      05' Pontiac Vibe daily driver, lowered/tinted/rims

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                        #12
                        If he can't afford the car how's he going to afford insurance on it? What about brake jobs and whatnot? Parts for those cars are expensive...
                        _________________________________
                        '12 Focus SE hatch
                        '04 Eddie Bauer V8 4X4 Explorer
                        '05 Saab 9-3 turbo (sold)
                        '90 Mazda 323 GT (sold)
                        '04 Mazda Tribute (sold)
                        '92 Mazda Protege LX (sold)
                        '91 Mazda Protege LX (blown engine)
                        '91 Honda Prelude (totalled)
                        '91 Honda CRX SI (sold)

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                          #13
                          And this thread is now gonna turn into one of those

                          Well when i was 16, my first car was some ****ty pinto that would cut off randomely and had half of a steering wheel
                          Joe H
                          2000 Chevy Impala
                          3400 3.4 Liter V6
                          Fun Times

                          Fenderwell Intake w/ K&N Cone,
                          U-Bend Delete, Resonator Delete,
                          Flowmaster 40, Hi-Flow Cat, Optima Redtop

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Vash00es
                            And this thread is now gonna turn into one of those

                            Well when i was 16, my first car was some ****ty pinto that would cut off randomely and had half of a steering wheel
                            Mine was a 93 Protege.... Guess what I still drive.
                            ~Mar.

                            Now say it with me... B-R-A-K-E.

                            Good job!

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                              #15
                              mine was a 1978 mercedes benz 280 ce....i waited like...30 minutes in 5-10 degree weather with snow on the ground for 4 days in a row, waiting for the shop to open where it was stashed.........and WASHED it...with scolding hot water.....cleaned it up until i could see myself in it...got that thing running so good (2.8L inline 6 with NO pinging, NO valve clapping after it had been sitting for 4-5 years)....oil pressure shot up to like....45 psi the minute i turned the key......

                              THEN i begin to clean the interior up.....ripped up the carpeting....and boom....rusted out floor pans....then i just traded the benz in for the protege he had out front which noone wanted since it was a 5 speed....it was the smartest thing i think i ever did....until the shop down the street wanted 1500 to get it through inspection.....so i took it somewhere else who only charged $800.....and they redid the cars entire brake system,tie rods and rear wheel cylinders...and my left rear brake light...it was well worth it for $800

                              pics below----before i touched it

                              Last edited by 91ProtegeDX; 07-26-2005, 04:42 PM.
                              1991 Mazda protege DX (SOHC) 5spd
                              Short ram cold air
                              stock muffler back on
                              NGK plugs
                              14inch miata steelies w/toyo proxes p185/60r14 82H - back
                              13inch protege steelies w/toyo proxes S rated - front
                              stripped a/c

                              1993 saab 9000cse turbo 5/spd
                              Garrett TB-25, solenoid cut off at 17psi
                              Gutted cat w/borla muffler
                              Aero spec clutch (7k miles old)
                              Running 5w20 full synthetic...(241,***)
                              16inch Aero rims
                              Aero Moldings
                              Bridgestone Potenza 205/55VR16 91V - all 4

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