A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to see my granddad's farm and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating."
Sally raised her hand and said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher replied, "Well, that was good Sally but I wanted you to use the word fascinate.
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided that there was no way he could damage the word fascinate, so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.
The teacher cried.
Happy Motoring!
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to see my granddad's farm and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating."
Sally raised her hand and said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher replied, "Well, that was good Sally but I wanted you to use the word fascinate.
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided that there was no way he could damage the word fascinate, so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.
The teacher cried.
Happy Motoring!
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