I Got Married! (ssssssseeeeeeeexxxxxxxxx!!!!!!!)

[Turpro]

If I waited 9 months for sex I would only last like 10 seconds instead of the normal minute or two.

[tyler886]

If I waited 9 months for sex I would only last like 10 seconds instead of the normal minute or two.

A minute or two isnt considered "normal"

-Tyler

[EricM]

If I waited 9 months for sex I would only last like 10 seconds instead of the normal minute or two.

lololol

[Tazman2]

Umm wow... a minute or two? And here i thought i was rushing my 20-30 minute quickies!

[Turpro]

A minute or two isnt considered "normal"

-Tyler

Really?it isn't? **** I was wondering why my wife asks my to try viagra with a cialis chaser. Lol.

[Jho]

Really?it isn't? **** I was wondering why my wife asks my to try viagra with a cialis chaser. Lol.

You're a chode Chris.

[323drift]

phuduaahhhhh:suckie:

[HaitianProtege]

Damn it!!!!!!! Now i feel like the only virgin on cp. lol

[Lex]

Haha this is great - congrats on the marriage and I won't wish you to have fun because it seems you're already having lots of it

[FazdaBoy4ever]

im back from the honeymoon... you guys are too much

yeah we waited till we got married for sex... she has had a ring on her finger (engaged) since january 7, 2006 we dated for 3 months before that.

its nice but sucks at the same time... with us never having had sex before we SUCK i mean its great but she got a yeast infection which put us out for 4 days (took a day to figure out what it was then 3 days of treatment). not to mention we are homeless right now we stayed in my familys living room last night (we will be staying at my grand parents house in an extra bedroom for the rest of out time in oregon) but add in the fact that her alergies were acting up really bad because of my families animals and... well it will be nice to hit it again tonight for the first time in 2 days once we get to alaska and we are by ourselves in out own place we will be able to have sex more often for now i just have to settle for less because we dont really have the place to do it

[tehstocker99]

too much info lol

doesn't sound like you thought this thing through. but that's life, good luck to yall!!

sex positions 101 ftw!!

[riverrunnernky]

Congrats Man, I wish you and the wife many years of the best of life

I GOT SEX!!!!!!!!!! ive been waiting 9 months for it and it came yesterday at 5pm ... we got married at 1 then went and got something to eat (we were starving) then went to the hotel and had SEX! i love it and its awesome getting it like 4-5 times a day... not only that she wants it even more than me... i keep telling her i need a break and i need to let him rest and she is just ready to go even though it hurts her too


good times though... we are off to the beach for 10 days hopefully ill still have a penis when i come back (hopefully it wont fall off )

Truthfully dude, what in the slop jar are you doing tell us about this, your waisting time here. Get back to your bidness and have dessert.
Wood happens as I have dessert, It just hasent happened since the old guy to the left croaked. But wood happens, wood is good! But her dessert is tasty and low in fat and calories.

And that should entail many hours of outragous sex. please fwd how to video for Kozzman555 as he needs all the help he can get. He is still confused about peanits.

Got wedding or Moonning pix??
David

[riverrunnernky]

What the hell??

Umm wow... a minute or two? And here i thought i was rushing my 20-30 minute quickies!

You must live up to your name!
You need to apply for the Citizens Border Patrol! LOL

[Tazman2]

You must live up to your name!
You need to apply for the Citizens Border Patrol! LOL

LOL i think the years of porno helped me "stay in control"!

PS to the original poser. If you "suck" at sex because its your 1st times get a damn porno. It really does help you know wtf your doing! I know because my 1st girl i was ever with she was surprised when i told her i was a virgin yet i knew wtf i was doing! YAY for YEARRRRRRS of porno!

[diehonda]

its nice but sucks at the same time... with us never having had sex before we SUCK

Foreplay will make both of you last longer. Won't be long and you will be throwing a shocker in there every once in a while.

Married six years. Wanting sex isn't as important as compromise. When you don't want sex and want to go to sleep, you compromise by her giving you head and riding you while you are asleep. When she doesn't want to and you do, she compromises and rolls over.

Check local laws, in KY it isn't illegal to have sex with your spouse while she is asleep.