To press or not to Press???

[FE3-323]

bpt323: chris
bpt323: do i press the button?
bpt323: or do i not press it?
turpro93: Huh
turpro93: What button
bpt323: the button to happiness
bpt323: its an expensive button $406.84, but its a happy button
turpro93: Your fkn strange

Hahaha so whats everyone think??? press it or don't?

[Jho]

Have you ever had your male button pushed Ryan?

[FE3-323]

hahahaha, Jho's a douche

[matt_fulghum]

hahahaha, you're such a douche Jho

gimme the $406.84... I need money for college.
:suckie:

[kozzman555]

i wouldnt press it. "happiness" is much too vague of a description. who's it gonna make happy? at whom's expense will said person's happiness come from? whats definition of happy? does it mean it will turn you into a clown and you will be silly forever? whats the length of "happiness" it describes? how happy will it make you? how hard is the button to push? will you strain your finger pushing it? is the button poisonous? could the button be mislabeled? could it really be the button that causes the destruction of earth and life as we know it? maybe its like the sword in the stone, only the one that is worthy can push it? should we really be able to become happy at the push of a button? isnt life worth more than that? shouldnt you have to work at something to be happy? shouldnt you have to earn happiness? should it be sold to anyone? dont some people deserve to be miserable? do you like playing god? do you have answers to any of these questions?

[kozzman555]

hahahaha, you're such a douche Jho

gimme the $406.84... I need money for college.
:suckie:

since when is weed and beer that expensive?

[Jho]

Whoa Adam, you are thinking about this too deeply.

[kozzman555]

one must take everything into consideration when contemplating such an enormous decision

[FE3-323]

who's it gonna make happy? Me & anyone in my car
at whom's expense will said person's happiness come from? no expsense is made per said happiness to occur
whats definition of happy? Me if i press the button
does it mean it will turn you into a clown and you will be silly forever? Clowns can be scary so no
whats the length of "happiness" it describes? the life of my car
how happy will it make you? Very i'll probably ask for a second pair of boxers
how hard is the button to push? as easy as a mouse click
will you strain your finger pushing it? its possible, but signs say its worth it.
is the button poisonous? no
could the button be mislabeled? yes
could it really be the button that causes the destruction of earth and life as we know it? I guess we'll have to find out
maybe its like the sword in the stone, only the one that is worthy can push it? I am Worthy
should we really be able to become happy at the push of a button? Yes, we should.
isnt life worth more than that? questionable
shouldnt you have to work at something to be happy? I worked for the $406.84 isn't that enough
shouldnt you have to earn happiness? see above response
should it be sold to anyone? yes, but not for that price
dont some people deserve to be miserable? you for asking all these questions
do you like playing god? only when you bow to me
do you have answers to any of these questions? every last one of em.
all 20

[kozzman555]

who's it gonna make happy? Me & anyone in my car
at whom's expense will said person's happiness come from? no expsense is made per said happiness to occur
whats definition of happy? Me if i press the button
does it mean it will turn you into a clown and you will be silly forever? Clowns can be scary so no
whats the length of "happiness" it describes? the life of my car
how happy will it make you? Very i'll probably ask for a second pair of boxers
how hard is the button to push? as easy as a mouse click
will you strain your finger pushing it? its possible, but signs say its worth it.
is the button poisonous? no
could the button be mislabeled? yes
could it really be the button that causes the destruction of earth and life as we know it? I guess we'll have to find out
maybe its like the sword in the stone, only the one that is worthy can push it? I am Worthy
should we really be able to become happy at the push of a button? Yes, we should.
isnt life worth more than that? questionable
shouldnt you have to work at something to be happy? I worked for the $406.84 isn't that enough
shouldnt you have to earn happiness? see above response
should it be sold to anyone? yes, but not for that price
dont some people deserve to be miserable? you for asking all these questions
do you like playing god? only when you bow to me
do you have answers to any of these questions? every last one of em.
all 20

well, in that case, id say no. mostly because im still looking at my SC sitting next to me and i dont want anyone else to be happy in their car until i am as well

[FE3-323]

i should push it then eh adam? cool thanks for your input

[therieldeal]

come on guys, its not the weed or beer button, its the lsd button :-D

[FE3-323]

Muhahahahah

[silverchris]

Push it!

[Jho]

Oh he will, if he already hasn't.