Well, my English teacher said we can write Christmas paradies for ten extra points on the final exam. So I figured even if it's bad, that's a lot of points. Tell me how it is:
Frosty the Snowman, was a really pissed off soul
With a Mary-Jane pipe and a broken nose, and a heart made out of coal
Frosty the Snowman, is really old they say
He's really tired, but they don't know, what can old Frosty say?
There must have been some Speed inside that old spice cake he found,
For when the children gathered 'round, his anger was unbound!
Oh, Frosty, the Snowman? How could this ever be?
The children wanted to laugh and play,
Just the same as you and me.
Rattat tatta tat tat tat tatta
Look at Frosty go!
Rattat tatta tat tat tat tatta
His Thompsons red aglow
Frosty the Snowman, knew his rep was ruined now
So he said, "Let's run, and we'll have some fun, as long as my time allows!"
Down to the city, with a shotgun in his hand,
He burned meter maids with a roadside flare,
Screamin', "Catch me if you can!"
He mowed his way to the down of town, right to the traffic cop;
And blasted him before he could hear him holler, "Stop!"
Ol' Frosty the Snowman, had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye, saying "Don't you cry,
I'll be back again some day!"
Frosty the Snowman, was a really pissed off soul
With a Mary-Jane pipe and a broken nose, and a heart made out of coal
Frosty the Snowman, is really old they say
He's really tired, but they don't know, what can old Frosty say?
There must have been some Speed inside that old spice cake he found,
For when the children gathered 'round, his anger was unbound!
Oh, Frosty, the Snowman? How could this ever be?
The children wanted to laugh and play,
Just the same as you and me.
Rattat tatta tat tat tat tatta
Look at Frosty go!
Rattat tatta tat tat tat tatta
His Thompsons red aglow
Frosty the Snowman, knew his rep was ruined now
So he said, "Let's run, and we'll have some fun, as long as my time allows!"
Down to the city, with a shotgun in his hand,
He burned meter maids with a roadside flare,
Screamin', "Catch me if you can!"
He mowed his way to the down of town, right to the traffic cop;
And blasted him before he could hear him holler, "Stop!"
Ol' Frosty the Snowman, had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye, saying "Don't you cry,
I'll be back again some day!"
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