Client Quotes

[asylum24]

OK this goes along with that post about the computer guy... this ahs to do with a bunch of clients taht are really dumb... im sure you will find this ammusing..

http://www.tofslie.com/clientquotes.htm

favorite one:

Client: this is horrible, I want the menu more longer (no that wasn't a typo)

Me: 'more longer'...right

Client: Yeah, and I think this should always be spinning (a graphic behind the content)

Me: I don't think pepole will be able to focus on the words if we have this spinning behind it

Client: MAKE IT SPIN DAMNIT!!!! (that makes me laugh everytime)

(three days later)

Client: Ok, I don't like this graphic spinning behind the text; you can't read the content. What if we make it more alpha.

[Mark 02dx]

Boy, I know about that. I work in signs, not web design, but the same stuff happens. I always tell people, "We can make you GOOD-looking signs for the same price, you know."

You've probably read this, but if you haven't, you should. It's along the same lines:
http://www.alistapart.com/articles/clientdidit/