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    Blonde Joke

    A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.


    We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'


    She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'


    She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.


    The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.


    She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'


    She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'


    If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here
    Currently Own:
    2000 Mazda Protege 1.6L DOHC 5spd
    2003 Ford F-150 XLT SuperCab 2WD Auto 4.2L V6
    2004 Dodge Intrepid(wife's car)

    Mod's on Protege: purchased(02/7/08)
    New Spark plugs

    Coming soon:
    Blue Ground Lights, New Wire's, New Head Unit
    Subwoofer's(thinking)

    #2
    Along those lines-

    Blonde walks into a parts store and asks for "24 ounce" brake pads. The parts guy is baffled until he asked where she read "24 ounce" She said "It's on the back of the car- 240Z"
    2003 Protege5
    1990 Protege LX (sold)
    1990 Protege DX (sold)
    1992 626 (sold)

    Common abbreviations and jargon on Club Protege: http://www.wihandyman.com/forum/showthread.php?t=34116

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      #3
      i'm blonde and i take offence to this thread lol
      1993 Protege SE

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        #4
        lol
        Currently Own:
        2000 Mazda Protege 1.6L DOHC 5spd
        2003 Ford F-150 XLT SuperCab 2WD Auto 4.2L V6
        2004 Dodge Intrepid(wife's car)

        Mod's on Protege: purchased(02/7/08)
        New Spark plugs

        Coming soon:
        Blue Ground Lights, New Wire's, New Head Unit
        Subwoofer's(thinking)

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          #5
          haha :D

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            #6
            im a d1ck and i take offense at you taking offense at this thread.
            "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"
            -Benjamin Franklin

            i wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself
            -dedicated to sling blade, aka, meltdownsky

            this is a horrible trick and should be deleted immedately - wheresthericego
            http://www.wihandyman.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35130 - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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