Man.. going out partying with 6 girls who are drop dead gorgeous, and you're girlfriend bein on the other side of the world still... Makes ya think. Well, it's a good thing I love my girl to death. And we'll leave it at that. We were hauling butt to get done with work as soon as possible. Than I went out to the 'sisters' house (3 HOT sisters who live together) where we're all gonna be meeting up. I'm in my 'failed attempt to kill a zombie' costume. The girls are in 'lil red riding hood', an 'indian' (think pocohontas), a seriously hot assassin, zombie cat, pippy long stocking, and queen of hearts. Only other guys with us are two. Cowboy, and construction worker.
Well a couple of us take off to another lil town and hit up Frankensteins... (actual name of the bar).. my plan tonight was to get trashed. I haven't gotten drunk in a couple years, and it's all planned for me to sleep @ the girls' house and i'm not driving. So i'm taking advantage of this. I nailed 2 Jager bombs, and 2 beers, while finishing one that lil red riding hood couldn't finish before we left. Only there for like a half hour, before we went back to town to meet everyone else.
Meet up in town, the bar is packed. live band playin some really pretty cool tunes. Start meeting more people. And throughout the night, i had a couple chances to make wrong decisions with a couple other girls... (lil bo peep, and some vampire chic)... again, ya... i love my g/f. But DAMN!!! alchohol, and hot girls, and mine bein on the other side of the world.. Man, it's hard... (pun intended)
Ok, i had 3 AMF's, a couple more beers, and was introduced to 'The Stuntman'.
I was asked if i wanna take a shot.. He explains it's Tequila, salt, and a lime... Ofcourse i could see it that there was a catch. But i was totally game for anything tonight. So i said sure. Then he explains..
you snort the salt... squirt the lime in your eye, and than take the shot of Tequila.. Needles to say i cringed. But i already said ok. Our drinks arrive, tons of people around our table.. Countdown, 3...2..1... Take a line of salt... (people are 'ew...ing..' and saying more profound stuff), lean back immediately and squirt the lime in my eyes (girls are screaming) drop the lime, and pound the shot.... WOW... that was something else.. If you wanna know how it felt... do it. But you gotta vid tape it
gotta admit, worse part.. i got salt in a cut i had under my thumbnail... :'(
Having some goodtimes, they start the costume contest... it's proly midnight.. never watched the clock. i had no intentions of entering. Some old lady comes over to me 'you're a drama nerd aren't ya?'.... i looked at her, drunk... 'WTF u talking about!' she said my makeup and facial works looked way too good. I got tons of compliments from people. Fred Flinstone egged me on to enter the contest.. So i did. Well i didn't get many applause as opposed to the guy wearing a way too good looking ghost buster outfit (had to cost more than i would pay) Well turns out a couple dressed really good as Grandma and Grandpa won. I never even saw em. Didn't care anyway lol.
I carried pippy long stocking out of the bar and to the car. Ofcourse i was drunk too, so it was quite a task. In the process, she's telling me how she like her hair being pulled..... LOL!
Got back to the girls' house. took a drunken shower.. (kinda a fail) and crashed on the floor talking to a friend dressed as a REALLY hot nerd
Long story short. WH got trashed with 6 super hot girls, snorted salt, squirt lime in his eyes, got trashed some more. had multiple chances to feel incredibly guilty, and was told by a hot Pippy Long Stalking 'i like it when you pull my hair'.... Happy ****ing Halloween!!!!!!!
Well a couple of us take off to another lil town and hit up Frankensteins... (actual name of the bar).. my plan tonight was to get trashed. I haven't gotten drunk in a couple years, and it's all planned for me to sleep @ the girls' house and i'm not driving. So i'm taking advantage of this. I nailed 2 Jager bombs, and 2 beers, while finishing one that lil red riding hood couldn't finish before we left. Only there for like a half hour, before we went back to town to meet everyone else.
Meet up in town, the bar is packed. live band playin some really pretty cool tunes. Start meeting more people. And throughout the night, i had a couple chances to make wrong decisions with a couple other girls... (lil bo peep, and some vampire chic)... again, ya... i love my g/f. But DAMN!!! alchohol, and hot girls, and mine bein on the other side of the world.. Man, it's hard... (pun intended)
Ok, i had 3 AMF's, a couple more beers, and was introduced to 'The Stuntman'. I was asked if i wanna take a shot.. He explains it's Tequila, salt, and a lime... Ofcourse i could see it that there was a catch. But i was totally game for anything tonight. So i said sure. Then he explains..
you snort the salt... squirt the lime in your eye, and than take the shot of Tequila.. Needles to say i cringed. But i already said ok. Our drinks arrive, tons of people around our table.. Countdown, 3...2..1... Take a line of salt... (people are 'ew...ing..' and saying more profound stuff), lean back immediately and squirt the lime in my eyes (girls are screaming) drop the lime, and pound the shot.... WOW... that was something else.. If you wanna know how it felt... do it. But you gotta vid tape it
gotta admit, worse part.. i got salt in a cut i had under my thumbnail... :'(Having some goodtimes, they start the costume contest... it's proly midnight.. never watched the clock. i had no intentions of entering. Some old lady comes over to me 'you're a drama nerd aren't ya?'.... i looked at her, drunk... 'WTF u talking about!' she said my makeup and facial works looked way too good. I got tons of compliments from people. Fred Flinstone egged me on to enter the contest.. So i did. Well i didn't get many applause as opposed to the guy wearing a way too good looking ghost buster outfit (had to cost more than i would pay) Well turns out a couple dressed really good as Grandma and Grandpa won. I never even saw em. Didn't care anyway lol.
I carried pippy long stocking out of the bar and to the car. Ofcourse i was drunk too, so it was quite a task. In the process, she's telling me how she like her hair being pulled..... LOL!
Got back to the girls' house. took a drunken shower.. (kinda a fail) and crashed on the floor talking to a friend dressed as a REALLY hot nerdLong story short. WH got trashed with 6 super hot girls, snorted salt, squirt lime in his eyes, got trashed some more. had multiple chances to feel incredibly guilty, and was told by a hot Pippy Long Stalking 'i like it when you pull my hair'.... Happy ****ing Halloween!!!!!!!
dam man so where is this gf of yours and how long have u been with her? and just how in love is she with you? cause even with females 2 when the cats away the mouse will play. i think i would of had a guilty moment and kept it to my self lol. iv done the faithful thing ever since i can member
that im threw with that the brods i mess withn never change and my dumb ask always ends up with the sluty cheatin ones lol i would of had some fun
Thanks again to member gooseinyou for the familia garnish 
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