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    How BMW "Sells It" in Germany: NSFW?

    BMW Germany's ad campaign for their "factory approved" pre-owned cars.

    Happy Motoring!
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    #2
    no. I don't.

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      #3
      i'd hit it haha
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        #4
        I don't care at all. And suddenly I want a BMW...damn that's effective advertising.

        Given the choice, though, I'd rather have the girl.
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          #5
          First time I saw this I figgered it was a pshop parody. Gotta give em credit for a sense of humor.
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            #6
            You're all pedophiles. She was 16 in that picture. Just sayin'.

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              #7
              I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free. I need FRIES! Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight. You're lucky the double shot of BBQ sauce didn't blow the seam on your nugget box. There she is, 2 pounds of pure beef. My dad ate it in 9.0 seconds flat. Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But if I win, I take the burger and the toy. To some people, that's more important.

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              Oh and by the way that shot in your banner with Vin Diesel's car getting shot, thats a civic not an altezza.

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                #8
                ^Hah!!! Your display title is very fitting. :D

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                  #9
                  hahaha. VERY clever!
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                    #10
                    lmao marketing genius i would buy another bmw because if that ad
                    live everyday like its your last!!!!
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