All drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name.
For example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen, while Aleve is also known as Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names cocktails, highballs, and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink."
Pepsi will market the new product under the name of "Mount and Do."
Medical statistics reveal that there is more money being spent on breast implants and erectile disfunction today than on Alzheimer's research. Consequently, it's expected that by 2020 there will be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no idea of what to do with them.
Happy Motoring!
For example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen, while Aleve is also known as Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names cocktails, highballs, and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink."
Pepsi will market the new product under the name of "Mount and Do."
Medical statistics reveal that there is more money being spent on breast implants and erectile disfunction today than on Alzheimer's research. Consequently, it's expected that by 2020 there will be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no idea of what to do with them.
Happy Motoring!
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