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    #1

    Why Does Everyone Laugh?

    ...when I tell them about my new job. The conversation always goes like this:


    Greg: So yeah I got a new job.

    Person: So where do you work at now
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    Greg: Some organic grocery store that was just built.

    Person: What do you do there?

    Greg: I work in the meat department.

    Person: haha (every damn time, I have yet to tell anybody that didn't laugh)
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    ha ha ha ha
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      #3
      how exactly can you have an organic meat department? are they fed wholesome grain, given a last supper dressed in a tuxedo, given a prayer and a smoke, and then meeting their maker on a chopping block? or are we talking wholesome meat subsitutes? .. this really intriques me.. but never the less, if it pays the bills.. it's got all the meaning in the world .
      kevin

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        #4
        would you expect someone sounding condecending or mocking you with "wow, that's cool" instead?
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          #5
          so the golf course finaly closed for remodeling?

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            #6
            ahahaah, because when you hear organic you think vegitarian
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              #7
              We have a Good Food Store here, organic means it wasn't fed on geneticly altered or pesticide sprayed plants
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                #8
                haha you work at a grocery store.. I'm suspended from working at a grocery store :/
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                  #9
                  exactly ha ha ha ha
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Kevin
                    how exactly can you have an organic meat department? are they fed wholesome grain, given a last supper dressed in a tuxedo, given a prayer and a smoke, and then meeting their maker on a chopping block? or are we talking wholesome meat subsitutes? .. this really intriques me.. but never the less, if it pays the bills.. it's got all the meaning in the world .
                    kevin
                    It is all in how they are raised. No antibiotics are used. They must be raised in open pasture, that kind of stuff. There are differences in organics. Like 100% organic, organic, and conventional. I took some cajun chicken home the other night, it tasted different, but damn good.

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                      #11
                      Meat....ahahahahah!


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                        #12
                        I used to work in a meat department..... I suppose people laughed at me too.... especially the old people that would say "hello Doctor" because I had my whites on.... but then when i told them I was not a Dr. Just a meat department worker... they laughed.... dont worry... laughing is fun when you laugh with them for a minute and then just tell them SHUT THE **** UP

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                          #13
                          I just tell people I have some special meat for them.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Proto2k
                            I just tell people I have some special meat for them.

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                              #15
                              eeek, hate to bring up the phrase meat packer.. but it just seemed fitting in a disgusting sort of way. honestly, as long as it hasn't been fed it's brother, i'm happy with any grade A t-bone thrown on a grill right out of the package that will cook till it burns

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